Tuesday Sep 27 09:52pm

Wednesday Jun 1 11:57pm

Cameron: I’m breaking the window!
OnStar: Emergency assistance, this is Trina.
Mitchell: Hi, help. We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us.
Cameron: I swear to God I’m gonna break it!
Mitchell: Do not break the window. You’ll get glass on her.
OnStar: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Mitchell: That’s a man.
OnStar: Really?

Tuesday May 31 10:00pm

Mitchell: “Why me? We had amazing seats for Lady Gaga, and he gets sick. I’d been looking forward to that concert for months. It’s the one gay cliché I allow myself.”

Thursday May 19 10:55am

pdunphy:

“Onion Goggles: No more tears when I cook”

Monday May 9 11:01pm

Tuesday Apr 26 07:48pm

Favorite TV Characters - Cameron Tucker [Modern Family, ABC]

Monday Apr 25 11:17pm

fuckyeahmodernfamily:

via

Sunday Apr 17 06:55pm

Introducing Lily

fuckyeahmodernfamily:

this gets me everytime

Tuesday Mar 8 10:27pm

fuckyeahmodernfamily:

tutorgirl:

Cameron: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
Emergency Operator: Emergency assistance, this is Trisha.
Mitchell: Help, help, we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Cameron: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BREAK IT!
Mitchell: Do not break the window! You’ll get glass on her.
Emergency Operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Mitchell: That’s a man.
Emergency Operator: Really?
Cameron: DON’T WORRY, LILY! DADDY’S COMING FOR YOU!
Emergency Operator: Sir, we just sent the signal. The door should be unlocked.
Mitchell: Check the door, check the door!
Cameron: It’s not unlocked! …Oh! Oh, that is amazing. How did they do that?
Mitchell: I don’t know. It’s just… We got it, thank you!
Cameron: Did that come from space?

Modern Family, 1x06: Run for Your Wife

(via hanghighsoftstar)

Thursday Mar 3 10:57am